Zomaaato Delivery Partner Achieves Enlightenment After 14,000 Consecutive Five-Star Ratings

Hyderabad-based Zomaaato delivery partner Ravi Kumar, 29, has reportedly achieved a state of pure delivery enlightenment after receiving his 14,000th consecutive five-star rating on Friday afternoon. At the precise moment the rating registered, witnesses report that Ravi's profile picture in the app spontaneously changed to a golden lotus, his name was replaced by a single Unicode symbol (✦), and his ETA calculations became instantaneously accurate to within three seconds regardless of traffic, rain, or metaphysical obstacles. Zomaaato's engineering team confirmed the ✦ tier is a 'legacy database artefact' they had forgotten about, theoretically requiring 'a continuous streak that we believed to be mathematically impossible.' Ravi remains on duty. He is accepting orders.