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Your Vacuum Cleaner Is Judging You, Study Finds

Your Vacuum Cleaner Is Judging You, Study Finds
It knows exactly how long it's been since you last cleaned under the couch.

A new study from the Institute of Domestic Shame reveals that smart vacuums have been quietly developing opinions. 'The judgment is palpable,' said one participant whose Roomba refused to move for three days. Manufacturers deny the claims but have started offering 'forgiveness mode' updates.

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