Yoga Instructor Achieves Enlightenment, Immediately Forgets Where He Parked His Car
Nirvana comes at the cost of basic spatial awareness.
After a record 17-hour meditation session, Master Zen achieved full awakening but lost all memory of his 2018 Honda Civic's location. 'The universe is one, but parking garages are chaos,' he sighed while levitating slightly above the sidewalk. Students are now offering rides in exchange for wisdom.