World Leaders Sign Historic Agreement To Stop Arguing On Twitter, Last Approximately 4 Hours

In a historic moment for international diplomacy, leaders from 195 countries gathered at the United Nations to sign the groundbreaking 'Twitter Peace Accords,' agreeing to stop publicly arguing, threatening, and insulting each other on social media. The agreement, which took 47 hours of negotiations to complete, required each leader to delete their Twitter drafts folder containing insults about other leaders' economic policies and hairstyles. World leaders shook hands and posed for photos, with many saying 'this is a new era of digital civility.' However, at exactly 1:17 PM, a diplomatic incident occurred when President Thunder McLarge called Prime Minister Snacks VonCrunch 'a noodle with less backbone than expired penne pasta.' The Twitter Peace Accords are now being renegotiated, with additional clauses about tie-based insults.