World Leaders Agree to Settle All Future Wars With Competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournaments
Nuclear codes replaced with official 'best two out of three' rules.
In a historic summit in Geneva, presidents and prime ministers signed the 'No More Boom-Boom Treaty.' Future conflicts will be decided by international RPS championships broadcast on pay-per-view. 'It's more civilized,' said one general while practicing his scissors throw. Early matches have already seen the UK lose the Falklands back to Argentina in a shocking upset. Organizers are considering adding 'lizard-Spock' for extra chaos.