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World Hug Organization Recommends 17 Hugs Per Day, But Not From Your Ex

'Consent is key,' says Dr. Huggy Bear.

New study shows hugs reduce stress, except if the other person is a cactus or your former roommate who 'borrowed' your air fryer permanently.

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