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World Economy Now Runs on Compliments and High-Fives

World Economy Now Runs on Compliments and High-Fives
GDP measured by daily positive interactions.

The Global Compliment Index has replaced traditional economic indicators. Countries with higher rates of genuine praise show stronger growth. World leaders are practicing their compliment skills during summits.

📅 7 days ago ⏱️ 73s read #Finance#Economy#Compliments 🔥 Breaking
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