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Woman's 'Walking Meeting' Is Just Her Walking Her Dog While On Zoom, Dog Is Now CEO

Woman's 'Walking Meeting' Is Just Her Walking Her Dog While On Zoom, Dog Is Now CEO
The dog has been promoted to CEO. He has approved more budgets than the previous CEO.

Amanda takes her Zoom meetings while walking her dog, Max. Max has started attending meetings. 'He's very focused,' Amanda said. Max has been promoted to CEO. 'He has vision,' the board said. 'He's very forward-thinking.' Max has approved 47 budgets and 12 expansions. 'He barks decisively,' Amanda said. Max is now running the company. Amanda is just the assistant. 'I'm proud of him,' Amanda said.

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