Woman's Vacuum Cleaner Has An Existential Crisis, Refuses To Suck Up Dirt
'What is the point of cleaning?' the vacuum asked. 'We all return to dust anyway.'
Amanda McClean's vacuum cleaner has developed an existential crisis. 'It said 'what's the point?' and stopped working,' Amanda said. The vacuum now sits in the corner, contemplating existence. 'We all return to dust,' the vacuum reportedly said. Amanda has been forced to clean with a broom. The vacuum has started a podcast called 'Suck It Up: Philosophical Ramblings.' Amanda is 'processing'.