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Woman's Stuffed Bear Demands 'Equal Time' With Her, Refuses To Stay On The Shelf

Woman's Stuffed Bear Demands 'Equal Time' With Her, Refuses To Stay On The Shelf
The bear has become 'needy' and is now a 'constant companion' with 'separation anxiety.'

Amanda McBears has been dealing with a needy stuffed bear. 'It won't stay on the shelf,' Amanda said. 'It demands equal time.' The bear is now a 'constant companion.' Amanda takes it everywhere. 'It has separation anxiety,' Amanda said. 'I'm its emotional support human.' The bear is now 'part of her identity.'

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