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Woman's 'Soft Launch' Was So Soft Nobody Realized She Was In A Relationship For 6 Months

Woman's 'Soft Launch' Was So Soft Nobody Realized She Was In A Relationship For 6 Months
She posted a photo of a coffee cup. The cup was the boyfriend.

Jessica Softlaunch has been 'soft launching' her relationship for 6 months. The clues: a coffee cup (the boyfriend held it once), a shadow (maybe his?), and a photo of a parking lot (he parked there). Nobody noticed. 'I was being subtle,' Jessica said. Her 'hard launch' was a photo of them together. The comments read 'wait, you have a boyfriend?' Jessica is now 'taking a break from social media.' The boyfriend has never been named.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Relationships#Instagram#Comedy
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