Woman's 'Soft Launch' Was So Soft Nobody Realized She Was Dating Her Ex's Best Friend
She posted 47 photos of 'him' with his face cropped out. Her ex saw the haircut. He knew. The drama is immense.
Jessica Softlaunch posted 47 photos of her 'mysterious new man' with his face strategically cropped. Her ex recognized the haircut. 'That's my best friend's haircut,' he said. The internet exploded. #HaircutGate is trending. Jessica has gone private. Her ex has posted a story with the caption 'lol.' Her new man has also gone private. The haircut is now famous. No one knows who the man is. The haircut knows.