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Woman's Shadow Has A 'Bad Attitude,' Refuses To Follow Her On Dark Days

Woman's Shadow Has A 'Bad Attitude,' Refuses To Follow Her On Dark Days
The shadow has become 'selectively supportive' and only appears on 'good vibes days.'

Amanda McShadow's shadow has developed 'attitude issues.' 'It refused to follow me yesterday,' Amanda said. 'It just stayed on the ground.' The shadow is now a 'conditional companion,' only appearing on 'good vibes days.' Amanda has tried negotiating. 'I offered better lighting,' Amanda said. 'It's not enough.' The shadow is currently 'taking space.'

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