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Woman's 'Self-Care Sunday' Is Just Her Ordering Takeout And Pretending She Cooked It

Woman's 'Self-Care Sunday' Is Just Her Ordering Takeout And Pretending She Cooked It
'I made this,' Amanda said, plating delivery food. 'You literally watched the delivery driver,' her friend said.

Amanda SelfCare posts 'homemade' meals. They are all delivery. 'I curated the plating,' Amanda said. 'It's still not homemade,' her friend said. 'It's about the energy,' Amanda said. The energy is from a delivery app. Amanda has started a 'cooking' podcast. The first episode: 'How to Perfectly Reheat.' 'I'm learning,' Amanda said. 'You're ordering,' her friend said.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Self-Care#Food#Satire
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