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Woman's 'Self-Care Sunday' Involves Crying, A Sheet Mask, And Ordering Takeout She Won't Eat

Woman's 'Self-Care Sunday' Involves Crying, A Sheet Mask, And Ordering Takeout She Won't Eat
The food arrives. She cries at the food. The food gets cold. The cycle repeats next Sunday.

Amanda SelfCare has a ritual: cry, apply sheet mask, order Thai food, cry at the Thai food, let Thai food get cold, order different Thai food. 'It's about release,' Amanda said. Her delivery driver has asked if she's 'okay.' 'I'm healing,' Amanda said. The sheet mask is now a 'crying companion.' Her therapist suggested 'maybe cooking.' Amanda laughed. 'That's not self-care,' she said. The Thai food is cold.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Self-Care#Wellness#Satire
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