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Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Successful She Accidentally Gets Promoted For 'Strategic Patience'

Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Successful She Accidentally Gets Promoted For 'Strategic Patience'
Her boss called it 'masterful delegation.' She calls it 'doing absolutely nothing for 6 months.'

Amanda QuietQuit 6 months ago. She stopped working, stopped caring, stopped everything. Her boss noticed her 'calm demeanor' and 'ability to let things go' and promoted her to 'Director of Strategic Patience.' 'I was just lazy,' Amanda admitted. Her boss calls it 'zen leadership.' Amanda now manages a team of 12. They also do nothing. 'It's delegation,' Amanda said. 'It's chaos,' her coworkers said. 'It's working,' her boss said.

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