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Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Quiet Her Boss Hasn't Noticed She Stopped Working 3 Months Ago

Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Quiet Her Boss Hasn't Noticed She Stopped Working 3 Months Ago
She's been 'working from home' — which means 'watching Netflix in her pajamas while her cursor spins.'

Amanda QuietQuit 3 months ago. Her boss just asked for a 5-year projection. 'I think she's still working,' the boss said. Amanda has mastered the art of 'appearing busy' — moving her mouse every 10 minutes and typing 'per my last email' into blank documents. She's watched 14 seasons of reality TV. Her boss gave her a 'most reliable employee' award. Amanda accepted via Zoom, from her couch.

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