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Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Effective She's Promoted To 'Director Of Doing Nothing'

Woman's 'Quiet Quitting' Is So Effective She's Promoted To 'Director Of Doing Nothing'
'I'm very good at not doing things,' Amanda said. Her boss called it 'strategic restraint.' She calls it 'genius.'

Amanda QuietQuit 8 months ago. She stopped working, stopped caring, stopped everything. Her boss noticed her 'calm demeanor' and 'ability to let things go' and promoted her to 'Director of Strategic Restraint.' 'I was just lazy,' Amanda admitted. Her boss called it 'leadership potential.' Amanda now manages a team of 12. They also do nothing. 'It's delegation,' Amanda said. 'It's chaos,' her coworkers said. 'It's working,' her boss said.

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