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Woman's Pet Rock Wins 'Best In Show' At Dog Competition, Dogs Are Confused

Woman's Pet Rock Wins 'Best In Show' At Dog Competition, Dogs Are Confused
The rock sat perfectly still. The judges appreciated its 'composure' and 'lack of barking.'

Amanda McRock entered her pet rock, Gerald, in a dog show. Gerald won 'Best in Show.' 'He didn't bark, he didn't move, he was very professional,' the judge said. The dogs were reportedly 'confused and humbled.' Gerald's trophy is displayed prominently. The other dog owners are 'considering rocks' as future pets. Gerald has been invited to the Westminster Dog Show. He's 'considering the offer.'

📅 1 day ago ⏱️ 62s read #Pet Rock#Dog Show#Comedy
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