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Woman's 'No New Projects' Rule Is Broken After 47 Minutes, She Now Has 3 Side Hustles And A Podcast

Woman's 'No New Projects' Rule Is Broken After 47 Minutes, She Now Has 3 Side Hustles And A Podcast
She's also started a newsletter, a small business, and a 'minimalism' blog. The irony is not lost on anyone.

Amanda McProject announced 'no new projects.' 47 minutes later, she started a podcast ('The Multitasker'), an Etsy store ('Amanda's Ambitions'), a newsletter ('The Overachiever'), and a 'minimalism' blog ('Less is More... Plus a Few Things'). 'I'm simplifying,' Amanda said. She has 47 tabs open. Her laptop is on fire. 'I'm just excited,' Amanda said. Her therapist has 'concerns.' Her friends have a bingo card.

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