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Woman's 'No New Projects' Resolution Broken After 47 Minutes, She's Now Learning 5 Languages

Woman's 'No New Projects' Resolution Broken After 47 Minutes, She's Now Learning 5 Languages
She also started a candle business and a YouTube channel. Her podcast has 2 listeners.

Amanda McProjects announced she was 'taking a break from new projects.' 47 minutes later, she started learning 5 languages simultaneously. 'It's efficient,' Amanda said. She also launched a candle business, a YouTube channel, and a podcast. The podcast has 2 listeners. The YouTube channel has 4 subscribers. The candle business has 0 sales. Amanda is 'not overwhelmed, just busy.'

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