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Woman's 'No New Projects' Resolution Broken After 47 Minutes, She's Now Learning 3 Languages

Woman's 'No New Projects' Resolution Broken After 47 Minutes, She's Now Learning 3 Languages
She's also started a podcast, a small business, and a garden. The garden has died. The podcast has 2 listeners.

Amanda McProject announced she was 'taking a break from new projects.' 47 minutes later, she started learning Spanish, French, and Japanese simultaneously. 'It's efficient,' Amanda said. She also launched a podcast ('Multitasking Queen'), an Etsy store ('Amanda's Ambitions'), and planted a vegetable garden. The garden died. The podcast has 2 listeners (her parents). The Etsy store has 0 sales. Amanda is 'not overwhelmed, just busy.'

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