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Woman's 'No New Clothes' Challenge Lasted 3 Days, Then She Bought A 'Reward' For Surviving

Woman's 'No New Clothes' Challenge Lasted 3 Days, Then She Bought A 'Reward' For Surviving
The reward was 7 new outfits. The challenge will be attempted again next month.

Amanda NoBuy committed to 'no new clothes for 30 days.' She made it 72 hours. 'I deserved a treat,' Amanda said. She bought a 'reward outfit' — then a matching set, then shoes, then accessories. 'The challenge was about mindfulness,' Amanda explained. 'I'm mindful that I love shopping.' She has started a new challenge: 'low buy' (which means 'buy less, but still buy'). Her credit card is 'supportive.'

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