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Woman's 'No New Clothes' Challenge Is Broken By An 'Emotional Support Sweater' She 'Needed'

Woman's 'No New Clothes' Challenge Is Broken By An 'Emotional Support Sweater' She 'Needed'
'It was on sale,' Amanda said. 'You said no new clothes,' her friend said. 'The sale was a sign,' Amanda said.

Amanda NoBuy committed to 'no new clothes for 30 days.' She lasted 3 days. 'I found an emotional support sweater,' Amanda said. 'It was on sale.' 'You broke the rules,' her friend said. 'The rules were flexible,' Amanda said. She has now bought 7 'emotional support' items this week. 'I'm supporting my emotions,' Amanda said. 'You're supporting the economy,' her friend said.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Shopping#Self-Care#Satire
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