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Woman's 'No Drama' Policy Has Caused 47 Arguments About What Counts As Drama

Woman's 'No Drama' Policy Has Caused 47 Arguments About What Counts As Drama
'Asking where I was is drama,' Amanda said. 'No, it's a question,' her friend said. They're not speaking.

Amanda NoDrama has a strict 'no drama' policy — which she defines broadly. 'Checking in on me is drama,' Amanda said. 'Saying hello is drama.' Her friends are exhausted. 'I can't ask how she is,' one said. Amanda has started a 'drama-free' group chat. She has no members. 'I'm protecting my peace,' Amanda said. She is alone. 'It's peaceful,' Amanda said. 'Also lonely,' she whispered.

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