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Woman's 'Manifesting' Vision Board Is 90% Crystals And 10% 'Hoping It Works'

Woman's 'Manifesting' Vision Board Is 90% Crystals And 10% 'Hoping It Works'
The crystals have names. The vision board has no photos. 'It's about energy,' Amanda said. 'It's about nothing,' her friend said.

Amanda Crystal has 47 crystals. Their names: Steve, Gerald, and 'the angry one.' Her vision board is blank. 'I'm manifesting energy,' Amanda said. 'You haven't written anything,' her friend said. 'The universe knows,' Amanda said. Her friend asked what she's manifesting. 'Good things,' Amanda said. Her bank account is empty. 'The universe is processing,' Amanda said. 'I'm patient.'

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