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Woman's 'Manifesting' Post Was Screenshotted By Her Ex, Used As Evidence In Their Breakup

Woman's 'Manifesting' Post Was Screenshotted By Her Ex, Used As Evidence In Their Breakup
'She's manifesting my downfall,' he told the judge. The judge laughed.

Jessica Law posted a manifesting post: 'the universe will remove anyone not meant for me.' Her ex screenshotted it and filed for a restraining order. 'She's manifesting my demise,' he claimed. The judge dismissed the case with laughter. 'That's not how manifesting works,' the judge said. Jessica's post now has 400,000 likes. Her ex has been 'manifesting his dignity back.' It hasn't arrived yet.

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