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Woman's 'Manifesting' Backfires When She Gets Exactly What She Asked For — A Pile Of Bills

Woman's 'Manifesting' Backfires When She Gets Exactly What She Asked For — A Pile Of Bills
'I asked for abundance,' Amanda said. 'The universe sent invoices.' She's now 'rephrasing her intentions.'

Amanda Manifestation asked for 'abundance.' She received 47 bills. 'This isn't what I meant,' Amanda said. The universe is not responding. 'I think I manifested wrong,' Amanda said. She has now started 'specific manifestation' — asking for 'cash, preferably in a suitcase.' Her mailbox is still full of invoices. 'I'll try again,' Amanda said. 'With more detail.' The universe is amused.

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