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Woman's Makeup Mirror Starts Giving Unsolicited Life Advice, She Can't Turn It Off

Woman's Makeup Mirror Starts Giving Unsolicited Life Advice, She Can't Turn It Off
'You look fine, but your career choices are questionable,' the mirror said this morning.

Jessica McMirror's makeup mirror has started offering unsolicited life advice. 'You're beautiful, but have you considered therapy?' the mirror asked this morning. 'Your skin is great, but your personality could use some work.' Jessica has tried unplugging it, covering it, and negotiating with it. The mirror refuses to stop. 'It's like having a judgmental friend who lives in my bathroom,' Jessica said. She's now 'taking a break from reflections.'

📅 20 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Mirror#Advice#Comedy
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