Woman's Left Shoe Gets Jealous Of Right Shoe, Refuses To Leave The House
The left shoe has demanded 'equal walking time' and is currently in couples therapy with the right shoe.
Amanda McShoe has been stranded at home because her left shoe is 'emotionally insecure' about the right shoe. 'The left shoe feels the right shoe gets more attention,' Amanda explained. 'It's a complex relationship.' The shoes are now in shoe therapy, where they communicate through squeaks. The therapist recommended 'balanced walking' and 'turning around occasionally.' Amanda has been wearing mismatched socks and feeling 'judged by her footwear.'