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Woman's Left Eye Is 'More Optimistic' Than Right, She Sees The World Differently

Woman's Left Eye Is 'More Optimistic' Than Right, She Sees The World Differently
Her left eye sees opportunities. Her right eye sees potential disasters.

Amanda McBifocal has discovered her eyes have different outlooks. 'My left eye is optimistic,' Amanda said. 'My right eye sees the negatives.' Amanda sees the world through 'bifocal optimism.' The left eye sees opportunities, the right sees potential disasters. Amanda now closes one eye to 'choose her reality.' The eyes are now in therapy. They're 'working on it.'

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