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Woman's Left Ear Hears Better Than Right Ear, They've Started A 'Communication Committee'

Woman's Left Ear Hears Better Than Right Ear, They've Started A 'Communication Committee'
The left ear translates for the right ear. They have weekly meetings.

Amanda McEars has discovered her left ear is 'more attentive' than her right ear. 'They don't always agree on what they hear,' Amanda said. 'It's a communication issue.' Her ears now have a 'communication committee' with weekly meetings. The left ear takes notes. The right ear 'participates enthusiastically.' Amanda is now 'turning her head' to improve inter-ear communication.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Ears#Communication#Comedy
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