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Woman's Keys Are In A 'Complicated Relationship' With Her Wallet, She's The Therapist

Woman's Keys Are In A 'Complicated Relationship' With Her Wallet, She's The Therapist
The keys feel the wallet is 'too clingy.' The wallet says the keys are 'emotionally unavailable.'

Amanda McKeys has discovered her keys and wallet are in a 'complicated relationship.' 'The keys say the wallet is too clingy,' Amanda said. 'The wallet says the keys are emotionally unavailable.' Amanda is acting as their therapist. 'I told them to work on communication,' Amanda said. They've been spending 'quality time' together in her bag. Amanda is exhausted but hopeful.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Keys#Wallet#Comedy
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