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Woman's 'I'm Not Upset' Text Was Sent From The Bathroom Where She's Been Crying For 2 Hours

Woman's 'I'm Not Upset' Text Was Sent From The Bathroom Where She's Been Crying For 2 Hours
The text read 'I'm fine :)' — sent between sobs. Her boyfriend is 'concerned but also confused.'

Amanda FineText sent 'I'm totally fine :)' from the bathroom floor, where she had been crying for 2 hours. 'I'm just processing,' Amanda said. Her boyfriend has sent 47 'are you okay?' texts. Amanda has responded with 'yep!' and 'all good!' Her therapist has suggested 'maybe being honest.' Amanda is 'considering it.' She's still in the bathroom. The water bill is high.

📅 8 hrs ago ⏱️ 64s read #Communication#Relationships#Satire
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