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Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Lasted 8 Years, She's Now 'Exactly Like Other Girls'

Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Lasted 8 Years, She's Now 'Exactly Like Other Girls'
She has apologized to all the other girls. They've accepted her back into the collective.

PickMeisha Williams spent her college years declaring she 'preferred video games and pizza' as if those were personality traits. 'I thought I was special,' Williams confessed. After therapy and a deep dive into internalized misogyny, she now owns 14 houseplants, watches The Bachelor, and cries during commercials. 'I love being basic,' Williams said. 'Basic is community.' Her old tweets have been deleted, but the internet never forgets.

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