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Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Lasted 8 Years, Now She's 'Basic' And Thriving

Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Lasted 8 Years, Now She's 'Basic' And Thriving
She owns 47 houseplants, watches The Bachelor, and has apologized to all the 'other girls.' They've accepted her.

PickMeisha Williams spent her 20s declaring she 'preferred video games and pizza' as if those were personality traits. 'I thought I was special,' Williams confessed. After therapy, she now owns 47 houseplants, watches reality TV, and cries during commercials. 'I love being basic,' Williams said. 'Basic is community.' Her old tweets have been deleted. The internet remembers. She's apologized to all the 'other girls.' They've accepted her back.

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