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Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Is Documented In A Cringe Binder She Keeps Under Her Bed

Woman's 'I'm Not Like Other Girls' Phase Is Documented In A Cringe Binder She Keeps Under Her Bed
The binder includes her 'cool girl' manifesto and a list of 'approved interests.' She's now in therapy.

Amanda NotLikeOtherGirls has a binder from her 'pick me' era. 'I only liked obscure bands and hating things,' Amanda read aloud. 'Why did I write this?' The binder includes a 'cool girl oath' and a list of 'acceptable hobbies' (skateboarding, not reading). Her therapist has the binder now. 'We're processing,' Amanda said. She's now 'exactly like other girls' and 'happier than ever.' The binder has been burned. 'Goodbye, cringe,' she said.

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