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Woman's 'I'm Not A Regular Mom, I'm A Cool Mom' Backfires When Her Daughter Asks Her To Leave

Woman's 'I'm Not A Regular Mom, I'm A Cool Mom' Backfires When Her Daughter Asks Her To Leave
'Mom, you're embarrassing me,' her daughter said. 'I'm being cool,' Amanda said. 'You're being loud,' her daughter said.

Amanda CoolMom bought the shirt, learned the slang, and 'slayed' at her daughter's school pickup. 'I'm with it,' Amanda said. Her daughter disagreed. 'Mom, please stop,' her daughter whispered. 'I'm vibing,' Amanda said loudly. Her daughter has since asked to be picked up around the corner. 'I'm just connecting,' Amanda said. 'You're connecting us to the ground, with embarrassment,' her daughter said. The shirt has been retired.

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