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Woman's 'I'm Just An Introvert' Is Code For 'I Will Cancel Plans Because My Social Battery Is 'Low'

Woman's 'I'm Just An Introvert' Is Code For 'I Will Cancel Plans Because My Social Battery Is 'Low'
'I can't today, my battery is drained,' Amanda said. She was at 94%. 'It's a phone battery,' her friend said. 'Same concept,' Amanda said.

Amanda Introvert cancels plans at 'low battery' — which is 94%. 'I'm preserving energy,' Amanda said. 'You're preserving your couch,' her friend said. Amanda has started a 'social battery' tracking app. It's always low. 'I'm recharging,' Amanda said. She's been 'recharging' for 3 years. Her friends have stopped inviting her. 'I'm at peace with it,' Amanda said. 'And also alone,' she whispered.

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