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Woman's 'I'm Just A Simple Girl' Is Code For 'My Life Is Organized Chaos And I've Accepted It'

Woman's 'I'm Just A Simple Girl' Is Code For 'My Life Is Organized Chaos And I've Accepted It'
'It's a system,' Amanda said. 'It's a pile,' her friend said. 'A pile is a system,' Amanda said.

Amanda Simple claims she's 'low maintenance.' Her life is 'organized chaos' — which means 'not organized at all.' 'I have a system,' Amanda said. The system is 'piles.' Everything is in piles. 'It's categorical,' Amanda said. 'It's chaos,' her friend said. 'Same thing,' Amanda said. She has 47 piles. She knows where everything is. 'I think,' Amanda said. She doesn't always. 'It's fine,' she said. It's chaos. She's accepted it.

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