Woman's 'I'm Just A Simple Girl' Is Code For 'I Have 47 Unread Emails And No System'
Her inbox is chaos. Her life is chaos. 'It's a vibe,' she says. The vibe is 'overwhelmed.'
Amanda Simple claims she's 'low maintenance.' Her inbox has 47,000 unread emails. 'I'll get to them,' Amanda said. She won't. Her life is 'organized chaos' — which means 'not organized at all.' 'I'm spontaneous,' Amanda said. Spontaneous means 'forgot to pay bills.' Her friends have offered to help. 'I have a system,' Amanda said. The system is 'ignore and hope.' It's not working.