Woman's 'I'm Just A Plant Mom' Is Code For 'I Have 47 Dead Succulents And I Name Them Before They Die'
'This is Gerald,' Amanda said, pointing to a brown succulent. 'He's resting.' Gerald is dead. The cycle continues.
Amanda PlantMom has killed 47 succulents. She names each one before its demise. 'This is Steve,' Amanda said. Steve was already wilting. 'He's adjusting,' Amanda said. Steve died. 'I'm learning,' Amanda said. Her friends have stopped buying her plants. 'It's a graveyard,' one said. 'It's a learning experience,' Amanda said. The local nursery knows her by name. 'She's our best customer,' the owner said. 'Also our saddest.'