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Woman's 'I'm Just A Plant Mom' Is Actually Just Her Buying Dead Plants And Naming Them

Woman's 'I'm Just A Plant Mom' Is Actually Just Her Buying Dead Plants And Naming Them
'This is Gerald,' Amanda said. Gerald was already brown. 'He's resting,' Amanda said. Gerald is dead.

Amanda PlantMom has bought 47 succulents. They all died. She names them first. 'This is Steven,' Amanda said. Steven was wilting. 'He's adjusting,' Amanda said. Steven died. 'I'm learning,' Amanda said. Her friends have stopped buying her plants. 'It's a hobby,' Amanda said. 'It's a graveyard,' her friend said. The local nursery knows her by name. 'She's our best customer,' the owner said. 'Also our saddest.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Plants#Hobbies#Satire
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