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Woman's 'I'm Just A Plant Mom' Is Actually Just Her Buying Dead Plants And Giving Them Inspiring Names

Woman's 'I'm Just A Plant Mom' Is Actually Just Her Buying Dead Plants And Giving Them Inspiring Names
'This is Courage,' Amanda said. Courage was already brown. 'He's fighting,' Amanda said. Courage is dead.

Amanda PlantMom has killed 47 succulents. She gives them 'motivational' names first. 'This is Perseverance,' Amanda said. Perseverance was already wilting. 'He's trying,' Amanda said. Perseverance died. 'I'm learning,' Amanda said. Her friends have stopped buying her plants. 'It's a hobby,' Amanda said. 'It's a cemetery,' her friend said. The local nursery knows her by name. 'She's our best customer,' the owner said. 'Also our saddest.'

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