Woman's 'I'm Just A Messy Bitch' Is Code For 'I Haven't Washed My Sheets In 4 Months'
The sheets have been 'quarantined.' Her therapist suggested 'maybe washing them.' She's 'thinking about it.'
Amanda MessyBitch embraces 'chaos' as a personality trait. Translation: her sheets haven't been washed since last year. 'It's a vibe,' Amanda said. Her friends have stopped sitting on her bed. 'I just sit on the floor,' one said. Amanda has started a 'messy era' podcast. Episode 1: 'The Philosophy of Not Cleaning.' Her landlord has called about 'an odor.' Amanda is 'processing.' The sheets remain.