Woman's 'I'm Just A Chill Girl' Tested By Slightly Lukewarm Coffee, She Called The Manager
The manager was her ex. The ex is now 'iced.' She's no longer 'chill.'
Jessica Chill claimed she was 'low maintenance.' Then her latte arrived 3 degrees below optimal. 'This is unacceptable,' Jessica said. She asked to speak to the manager. The manager was her ex. 'It's just coffee,' her ex said. Jessica is no longer 'chill.' She has removed 'chill' from her dating bio. It now reads 'seeks appropriately heated beverages.' Her ex is 'processing.'