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Woman's 'I'm Just A Chill Girl' Tested By Slightly Lukewarm Coffee, She Called The Manager

Woman's 'I'm Just A Chill Girl' Tested By Slightly Lukewarm Coffee, She Called The Manager
The manager was her friend. The friendship is now 'iced.' She's no longer 'chill.'

Jessica Chill claimed she was 'low maintenance.' Then her latte arrived 3 degrees below optimal. 'This is unacceptable,' Jessica said. She asked to speak to the manager. The manager was her college friend. 'It's just coffee,' her friend said. Jessica is no longer 'chill.' She has removed 'chill' from her dating bio. It now reads 'seeks appropriately heated beverages.' Her friend is 'processing.'

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