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Woman's 'I'm Just A Chill Girl' Personality Immediately Tested By Slightly Delayed Coffee Order

Woman's 'I'm Just A Chill Girl' Personality Immediately Tested By Slightly Delayed Coffee Order
She asked to speak to the manager. The manager was her friend. The friendship is now 'iced.'

Jessica Chill claimed she was 'low maintenance' and 'go with the flow.' Then her latte arrived 4 minutes late. 'This is unacceptable,' Jessica said. She asked to speak to the manager. The manager was her friend from college. 'It's just coffee,' her friend said. Jessica is no longer 'chill.' She has removed 'chill' from her dating bio. It now reads 'seeks prompt beverages.' The friendship is 'cooling.'

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