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Woman's 'I'll Start My Diet Monday' Has Become A Weekly Tradition, Now In Its 47th Week

Woman's 'I'll Start My Diet Monday' Has Become A Weekly Tradition, Now In Its 47th Week
The 'last supper' has become a regular Tuesday event. She's 'starting again next week.'

Amanda DietNextWeek has declared 47 Mondays as 'Day One.' Each Sunday is 'last supper.' 'This Monday is different,' Amanda says weekly. Her fridge contains 'healthy food I'll eat tomorrow.' Her friends have started a betting pool. 'I've got next June,' one said. Amanda has now pre-ordered 'new year, new me' merchandise. The new year is 6 months away. She's 'preparing.'

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 64s read #Diet#Procrastination#Satire
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