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Woman's 'I Don't Need Therapy' T-Shirt Is Why Her Friends Started A 'Jenna Needs Therapy' Group Chat

Woman's 'I Don't Need Therapy' T-Shirt Is Why Her Friends Started A 'Jenna Needs Therapy' Group Chat
The group chat has 47 members. Jenna is not in it. 'I'm fine,' Jenna said. 'She's not,' the chat agreed.

Jenna Denial bought an 'I don't need therapy' shirt. Her friends bought a 'Jenna Needs Therapy' group chat. 'It's ironic,' one friend said. Jenna has cried in 4 different parking lots this week. 'I'm just emotional,' Jenna said. The chat has a bingo card. 'Parking lot cry' was checked off Tuesday. Jenna is now 'taking a break from friends.' The chat has renamed itself 'Jenna's Break Support Group.'

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